To Goon Is Divine Sweatshirt

For the philosopher who jerks with purpose. This sweatshirt isn't just cotton, it's a lifestyle. A statement. A certified Gooner’s badge of honor. Slip it on and let the world know: Descartes had thoughts, but you? You have tabs, tissues, and a mission. Wear it to brunch. Wear it to bed. Hell, wear it to your next edging marathon. Just don’t forget who you are.

Disclaimer: This sweatshirt runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.